A SIMPLE STORY ABOUT AN APPLE Hunter: Mommy...Noook, NOOK! MOOOOMMY! Appos, nots & NOTS of APPOS! Daddy (mumble mumble) APPOS!
Mommy: (delinquently trying to get some me time on the computer, at the end of the day) Really Hunter, cool!
Hunter: NOTS & NOTS!!!
Mommy: Yes, maybe we can have some later....(continued delinquency on the computer)
Hunter: (long suspicious pause of silence)
Hunter: (running over & talking with a stuffed mouthful) num num nummy...
Mommy: (Dashing over to the apples & observing) BAAAAANTANMommy: (grabbing camera & trying to look disapproving) Baaan, what do you have to say for yourself???
Hunter: (obviously not sorry in the slightest bit) Sooorryyyyyyy! (Snicker Snicker)